And here we are again as we sit around, head resting on our palms and awaiting the most ‘meh’ news ever that The Hefffffff will be our next head coach (*sexy sax music, snorts coke off MILF’s cleavage*). Yawwwwwwn.
We’ve been focusing on a lot of excellent boobs for some time now but that’s unfair because The Dude and I began our careers as Ass Men. True story! So, in honor of deliciously plump hindquarters and as a salute to our formative careers, I give you recently-engaged Jessica Biel. How long will it take for her to realize that Justin Timberlake is actually gay and re-enter the market once again? Bah. I give ’em 2 years tops.
Have a good weekend, everyone.