Dolphins Fill Gaping Holes In Offense by Re-Signing Paul Soliai

After a day and a half of free agency, the Dolphins have finally made a move by re-signing nose tackle Paul Soliai. POKER GENIUSES!

The Miami Dolphins have landed their first big free agent of the 2012 signing period, and that player happens to be a member of last year’s team.Nose tackle Paul Soliai has cancelled a trip to Denver and is signing a contract that allows the Dolphins to keep the team’s Pro Bowler in Miami.

So, to recap: Got rid of Brandon Marshall. Re-signed the nose tackle. And still no Peyton Manning.

My Mom describes football as “a bunch of fat guys jumping on top of each other for three hours.” And now I’m honestly thinking Jeff Ireland believes that’s what football is all about too.

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