Fins CEO Mike Dee is Gone



As reported earlier everywhere but I was too busy to make fun of it, CEO Mike Dee of the Dolphins is GONE-SKI.  Dee has left for the greener pastures and lower expectations to take the same position with the San Diego Padres.  BASEBALL?  Yuuuuuckoooo.

Dee has served as CEO of the Fins since 2009 and can list these accomplishments under his tenure:

  • The Orange Carpet
  • Declining season ticket sales
  • The ‘popular’ and ‘successful’ ‘Gator Day
  • The HILARIOUS ‘field goal contest

So yea, sleep tight Padres fans.  Good luck having this face troll you every day and threaten to move the team to La Jolla!!!

mike1 MIKE DEE

17 replies on “Fins CEO Mike Dee is Gone”

Top Ten Mike Dee Accomplishments:

10. The T-Pain Fight Song (which lasted what, 2 weeks?)
09. A stadium name change deal that lasted 1 year (remember Landshark?)
08. A halftime contest asking regular Joes to do something nearly NFL-impossible
07. A mishandled logo change featuring active lawsuits for early leaks (and a whale tail)
06. The Orange Carpet & Club Liv
05. Celebrity minority owners
04. A franchise profit & loss column firmly in the red
03. Declining local attendance and television ratings
02. An irretrievably botched stadium upgrade funding bill
01. Honoring your opponent’s QB at half time just before he butt fucked the entire stadium (Gator Day)

Off topic, I’m re-watching the hardknocks I don’t think it is coincidence that the ‘leadership’ council is GONE!

Lol I didn’t remember that the Falcon that Lane ran over in pre-season last year was Grimes… you know Grimes is hearing about that.

Grimes will prob have the biggest impact of all signings or drafts this season

Grimes was rated 3rd best CB in the NFL prior to his injury and IHO has completely recovered

Wallace also an awesome pick, but TanneHope has to develop chemistry w him and we will see if the offense line can pass protect long enuf to allow deep passes

LOVE the Mike D reference. And wow, is being a Padres fan now more ridiculous than being a Cubbies fan? The world will never know.

DRK was going all Jimmy Wilson on Mike Dee on Twitter when Dee announced he was blessing the Dolphins with his absence.

I am ready for some football, even if its Dolphins preseason football. In other words, I am ready to have my hopeS dashed on another Orange carpet season at Landshark stadium by the one and only Miami Teal Whaletails; FIELD GOAL! fist pump.

(psst, my heart keeps telling my brain that this coach is the real deal and can turn this thing around; you know, 9-7 instead of 7-9).

damn, holy dolphin positivity on this dick joke site batman…

back to reality, anyone watching this team for at least the past 13 years will know that our season will be over by mid october. just in time to get back into a real ass kicking team (aka cobradick and his band of merry ass kickers).

ETERNAL 7-9 biaches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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