Joe Philbin Will Coach The Miami Dolphins

ESPN’s Adam Schefter tweeted it out. Former Green Bay Packers OC Joe Philbin is the new head coach of your Miami Dolphins.

So, we went from giving HEFFF! helicopter rides, to everyone saying they’d be shocked if we didn’t hire The Turtle Coach, to naming Lurch up there the new head honcho.

Our immediate reaction: *queef*

Our next reaction: Feels kinda Cam Camerony.

This most likely means we’re going after Matt Flynn and will very much be taking an offensive tackle with our first draft pick.

Cocksocks? Oh yes. Cocksocks.

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