The Return of the Weekender

And here we are again as we sit around, head resting on our palms and awaiting the most ‘meh’ news ever that The Hefffffff will be our next head coach (*sexy sax music, snorts coke off MILF’s cleavage*).  Yawwwwwwn.

We’ve been focusing on a lot of excellent boobs for some time now but that’s unfair because The Dude and I began our careers as Ass Men.  True story!  So, in honor of deliciously plump hindquarters and as a salute to our formative careers, I give you recently-engaged Jessica Biel.  How long will it take for her to realize that Justin Timberlake is actually gay and re-enter the market once again?  Bah.  I give ’em 2 years tops.

Have a good weekend, everyone.

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