Weekender: Oh, Izabel

Not much has been going on with the Dolphins lately other than the team signing rookie receiver BJ Cunningham.

As you might know, Cunningham played for Michigan State where he caught 218 passes for 3,086 yards and oh whaetverthefuckwhogivesashit look at Izabel Goulart’s ass!!!

So prestine.

So sublime.

Michelangelo himself could not have sculpted a better ass. I know this because if he had, I’d be at whatever museum they had it in over at the Vatican, getting arrested for dry humping the art.

You can see more Izabel here.

Have a great weekend, Nation!
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